This is one of my first and favorite recipes. It's so simple you will feel mentally challenged. I don't remember where I got the idea for it. I think I "followed" some other recipe for something wildly different, but with similar spices. I remember thinking, "this fucking tastes like French Onion Sun Chips!" So, I did what any man of god would do, I turned it into a dip, made it super fucking healthy, and free of cute baby animal secretions.
That Onion Dip Shit
- 1 Avocado
- like a quarter of an onion
- some nutritional yeast
- dill
- salt.
Blend that shit. Don't have a blender? Mash it up with your hands (Blenders are a wise investment, though, if you give a fuck about food and making shit easier for yourself). Shove it in your fucking mouth with whatever else is delicious. I eat it like soup.
If you are unfamiliar with nutritional yeast, just go to whole foods, lick your finger and stick it in the bulk bin marked "nutritional yeast." Put that finger in your mouth and see if you like it. Actually, I don't know if I would do that. I like it on it's own, but it is definitely something that compliments other shit. I don't even know how I feel about its nutritional value. Vegans use it to replace cheese. None of it matters, though, because this dip wouldn't taste like the end of a bag of sun chips if it wasn't in there.
While you are at the market pick up some fresh dill. I know what you are thinking, "BUT I HAVE SOME DRIED DILL IN THE FUCKING BACK OF MY CABINET FROM WHEN I WAS SIX!" Well, you are not six now and fresh herbs not only taste like they were intended for you to eat them that way, but they are fucking good for you. I swear. Look it up.
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