Whatever Is In The Fridge Tacos

Everybody has some shit in their fridge that they want to use, but don't know what to do with it. My solution to this life threatening dilemma is to turn it into a taco. Tacos are so fucking good. I eat tacos about 4 times a week. I am the fucking picture of health because of it. Here is why:
 

  Whatever Is In The Fridge Tacos

  Ingredients:
-That thing in your fridge you want to use
-Corn Tortillas (or flour, I guess. If you want to put useless fucking garbage into your body)
-Chili Powder (optional)
-Onions (optional)
-Cilantro (NOT A FUCKING OPTION. Cilantro rules.)
-salt

Chop up the stuff. Put a pan on top of a fire for a minute. Throw the chopped stuff in that pan. You can use oil, but you really only need it for stuff that sticks to a pan. You would be surprised at how many foods sweat and don't stick naturally, PLUS it doesn't taste like fucking oil. Fuck oil. Potatoes are a good example of something you do need oil for. Put chili powder all over it. Put the hot food on a tortilla and eat it with some sauce or not. 

 

This could also be called the Whatever Is In your Fridge Sandwich, Burrito, or Pizza, but I'll save those for other recipes and we can pretend they're new.

Another go to option for me is  a"fajita". I don't really know what constitutes a fajita, but I ALWAYS have a butt load of onions. So, if I ever have mushrooms and peppers in the fridge, you can expect some fucking fajita farts. You know what, that'll be another recipe. This shit is easy.

 Anyway, last week I had a rutabaga because I am like an infant in a grocery store and just grab shit and throw it in my cart. I don't know what the fuck to do with rutabagas, so instead of looking shit up on the internet I threw it, carrots, and onions in a pan. Then I put my Fall Salsa on it and very sincerely enjoyed it. When food tastes SUPER good and it's practically all vegetables, you want to quit wearing deoderant and believe in a god.

I need another blog to post things that I want to say, but shouldn't. Like:

Sometimes combinations of foods you've tried before taste like something new and it feels so good. Like, what I imagine Christopher Columbus felt like when he was raping Native Americans. (You know, because I'm discovering something, and we all pretend like he discovered something. That's the connection I am inferring.)

I mean, that doesn't really hurt anyone, but I still feel uncomfortable about it.

Now, go make a taco.