Tomato Mango Dressing

I would wait until next year to make this one, but fuck is it good.

People are so fucking stupid. Dressings are TERRIBLE for you and you punish your delicious salad by dowsing it in processed, oily, cute baby animal tears filled, liquid garbage. I stole this from some chick on the internet who was really annoying. Honestly, she might have used a peach, Or I used a peach because I didn't have a mango at the time. I have no idea. You can use either:

Tomato Mango Dressing

1 Tomato
1 Mango

or maybe

1 tomato
1 peach

Fuck it:

1 tomato
1/2 a peach
1/2 a mango

Blend it. Put it on stuff. You may add salt, but it is not necessary.